A worried council has recently expressed fears that the Whitby Gull Population is being ISIS trained in the middle east.
In a Real Whitby Interview, Councillor Reggie Fullerlove of Love Lane, Whitby claims “The Seagull Crises is getting worse by the minute, they are stealing our jobs, marrying our wives and now even eating our children”.
Backslash added – “Some of these birds are now Isis trained in Syria and Iraq before flying home to reek havoc in our neighbourhood.”
“The one in my photograph (Below) is just finishing off a small child it kidnapped from the swing-bridge, having already eaten both parents leaving no trace of their existence.”
“Gone are the days when they just stole one of Christine’s infamous sausage sandwiches off the odd tourist. Now they are eating people, and its just all gone too far. I daren’t even go out to empty me bin these days”