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Council Fears Gulls Are ISIS Trained.

A worried council has recently expressed fears that the Whitby Gull Population is being ISIS trained in the middle east.

In a Real Whitby Interview, Councillor Reggie Fullerlove of Love Lane, Whitby claims “The Seagull Crises is getting worse by the minute, they are stealing our jobs, marrying our wives and now even eating our children”.

Fellow councillor Earnest Backslash said – This has now gone to Government level, even David Cameron has made comment after the gulls made national news last week for eating a families pet dog.

Backslash added – “Some of these birds are now Isis trained in Syria and Iraq before flying home to reek havoc in our neighbourhood.”

“The one in my photograph (Below) is just finishing off a small child it kidnapped from the swing-bridge, having already eaten both parents leaving no trace of their existence.”

“Gone are the days when they just stole one of Christine’s infamous sausage sandwiches off the odd tourist. Now they are eating people, and its just all gone too far. I daren’t even go out to empty me bin these days”

A Whitby Gull, Eating A Small Child, Summer 2015

A Whitby Gull, Eating A Small Child, Summer 2015

Meanwhile, On Facebook, the locals are distraught.

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By |2015-11-27T23:59:47+00:00July 27th, 2015|Categories: Featured, News|Tags: , , |1 Comment

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  1. paul February 18, 2016 at 9:26 pm - Reply

    To be honest this is just as ridiculous if any fact in it and it shows the stupid ness of this group. If true this councillor needs reporting for racist orientated remarks snd general discrimination. Anyone have a problem please feel free to reply.

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